Professor Mad-Ball from Oslo has decided that after 20 years of looking at tree rings and in need of new funding/publicity/Book release/lecture tour dates etc that Rats are not responsible for the spread of Black Death.
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| A Black rat (Rattus Rattus) |
His ‘theory’ will help rewrite history and remove the words ‘Black Death’ from all future history books. The new term for use is ‘Gerbil Pandemic’ and has put fears among the Gerbil Council of Britain that it will lead to Gerbil phobia.
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| A lighter coloured Gerbil (Gerbillnae) |
Rolland the Rat defended Gerbils saying ‘Kevin is a great friend of mine and has never infected me with Black Death’.
John Terry of London said ‘It would be highly inappropriate for me to comment on such a sensitive issue of colour’
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| Roland |
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| Kevin |
